Happy Birthday

Well it's my birthday you say?
But how can that be
I strummin' 3 chords
and random poetry

If I were older I'd be wiser
I'm still the same fool 
An OCD analyzer
Faux pa thinker with a Budweiser

The crazy uncle
The lucid dreamer
Songwriter bourgeois
One about a chihuahua

I was cool once
Didn't know it
Probably still cool.
Still don't know it

I am the imposter
Two bit freak show.
His name was Benito